I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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