I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday