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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.

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  Talk to you next week

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv

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• (585): View more from New York

  Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha

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• (406): View more from Montana

  After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...

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• (631): View more from New York

  Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday

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