You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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