I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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