She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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