just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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