his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We don't watch enough power rangers
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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