No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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