return my video game
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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