honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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