i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I love having hate sex.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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