there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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