On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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