he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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