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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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