he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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