If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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