Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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