One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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