I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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