She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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