STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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