I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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