No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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