ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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