Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
