my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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