She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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