ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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