You made me cry and you don't even care
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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