i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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