I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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