Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle