And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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