Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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