Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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