yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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