VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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