She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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