im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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