the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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