By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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