did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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