Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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