Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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