so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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