So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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