How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Still dying that you shit outside
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You ate ashes out of my bong
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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