I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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