Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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