It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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