I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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