Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Two words: blizzard sex
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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