My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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